Lions and Tigers and Bears…and Monkeys!

Did I mention I have the best guy ever?  He promised me a fun surprise for Valentine's Day last week, but not only did we get rained out, we got monied out.  This has been a hard couple of months money wise, but I can't complain too much because it's been hard on everyone.  Anyway, [...]

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Fred Phelps Hates You

But don't feel bad.  Fred Phelps is a hateful douchebag who hates everyone.  Jewish, Swedish, Irish, Queen Elizabeth II, John Kerry, Heath Ledger, Mr. Rogers–everyone. 
Yes. Even you.
Now, normally I wouldn't waste time pointing to a crazy person and saying "boy, that guy is crazy," because I think it should be obvious.  I mean, wow.  Except, apparently it [...]

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Get On Your Boots

Damn it, Bono!  Damn it all to your crazy Irish MacPhisto-driven hell!  You know, I was feeling so zen about this too.  I was so happy to pack up that U2 nostalgia in a nice neat little shoebox and put it on the top shelf of my closet.  I was so ready to shake my [...]

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